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The supermarket… absolute nightmare. #VeryBritishProblems @Telegraph pic.twitter.com/nWlM1bgZ4n

— Rob Temple (@RobTemple101) July 24, 2017

Yoga mystery solved – this is what the 'downward dog' is forhttps://t.co/nuinYx6OIQ pic.twitter.com/0ADtsuovel

— The Poke (@ThePoke) July 24, 2017

Man in pink shirt: “I'm doing a citizens arrest on you.”
Woman: “HE’S ELEVEN.”
Me: 😂😂😂https://t.co/TPOxsa2kKj

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) July 23, 2017

Amazing Chart: The World as 100 People Over the Last Two Centuries pic.twitter.com/78vGc377T0

— Mark J. Perry (@Mark_J_Perry) July 23, 2017

Don't even get me started on 'scones'.

— cluedont (@cluedont) July 29, 2017

Sometimes when I don't know what to do I'll get this out my pocket & pretend it knows the answer. pic.twitter.com/8MIpxHw0hC

— joe heenan (@joeheenan) July 17, 2017

We’re paying the Tampon Tax so you don’t have to. Watch how we let our customers know. #TescoTamponTaxoff pic.twitter.com/0FC6B2V3yE

— Tesco (@Tesco) July 28, 2017

I love the word 'squirk', a half-suppressed laugh. Almost as much as 'kench' – an inadvertently loud one.

— Susie Dent (@susie_dent) July 28, 2017

Is Neil from Art Attack Banksy?

— Chris Stark (@Chris_Stark) July 27, 2017

"Chocolate bars now seem smaller, because you are fatter". Great headline on #TheMashReport

— Richard Osman (@richardosman) July 27, 2017

My new t-shirt… pic.twitter.com/KV67eNR8aF

— Stephen Fry (@stephenfry) July 28, 2017